It is true that I am using Windows 11 to write this blog post, but believe me... if it were up to me, I'd do anything but use Windows 11. Besides, if the alternative is the hipster chic Mac OS, then Linux is the only option that I have left.
It is true that I may have said some pretty ridiculous things in my wanting to "not" use Microsoft's absolute latest & greatest (for now) --- but here are 11 relatively sensible things that I would much rather do than use Windows 11.
- I'd rather use a Commodore 64 for everything I do on the computer - gaming as well as work.
- I'd rather use one of Windows' versions which at the time of their release, they were terrible --- but by the standards of this era, which is a pretty low bar to be measuring it against --- I'd live with it just fine.
- I'd rather use the older generation Macintosh systems --- and we're talking Pre PowerPC G3 era
- I'd rather go back to using pencil and paper --- even at the expense of progress.
- I'd rather go back to using charred wood to write --- CHARRED WOOD.
- I'd rather go back to not writing anything at all.
- I'd rather just do nothing.
- I'd rather use an operating system that was thought to be a "Mac OS/Windows" big two killer at the time for all of my computing needs.
- I'd rather have a herd of water buffaloes take a diarrhea dump in my right ear.
- I'd rather eat a the rotten anuses of roadkill while downing it with root beer.
- And, I'd rather shove my head up a mermaid's breasts.
I'll admit, my imagination did get away with me in this list. But I've proven my point in saying what I have.
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